Rick Gualtieri Facebook ad: “Bram Stoker meets Monty Python!”

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Here's what readers are saying about BILL THE VAMPIRE (the Tome of Bill book 1): "Crass, crude, and clever as all hell." "I found myself laughing until my sides hurt." "I made the mistake of listening to this series at work. Now, my coworkers think I’m a cackling weirdo." "The perfect mix of nerd and urban fantasy." "Think Buffy meets Big Bang Theory." "The humor stabbed me in the funny bone like a harpoon." "This. Is. Hilarious!" "I've read all the books and can say that it's one of my favorite series. "Fast-paced, action filled, fun, and sarcastic." "Fun and moving, like a good cup of coffee." "Cool story of a regular guy thrust into the world of the undead. Loved it." "The whole series is full of action, laughs and great characters." "This book made me laugh in the best of ways." ---------- My name’s Bill and I have no life thanks to the night I met Sally. She was too good to be true, a woman worth dying for. So, I did. Problem is, I didn’t stay dead. Now I’m a vampire, surrounded by undead freaks who are stronger, faster, and better looking than me. It’s enough to give a guy a complex. Worse, their leader, a d-bag called Night Razor, has given me just 90 days to prove I’m not an embarrassment to his coven. I'll need help to survive. Too bad my friends are more interested in setting me on fire, while Sally’s using me as her personal stepstool in the vamp hierarchy. Talk about a freaking s**t-show. I might be a blood-sucking predator of the night, but I’m still at the bottom of the food chain.

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Bram Stoker meets Monty Python!