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Somebody in our warehouse grabbed a piece of cardboard, a marker, and wrote the truth on it: WAS $499.95 NOW $249 Starting batch of 4,438 units We're retiring this model No corporate spin. Just the facts, straight from the floor. Here's why: we're moving to a next-gen replacement, so this current Patriot Power Sidekick — 299Wh LiFePO4, 300W continuous output, 9 outlets, 8.6 lbs with the handle, wall-charges in as little as 5 hours — is being discontinued once this batch is gone. Every unit is brand-new, never refurbished, backed by our 90-Day Satisfaction Guarantee. (Solar panel sold separately, if you want it.) When it's gone, it's gone for good — no reorder once this run sells through. https://go.4patriots.com/sidekick-retirement/
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