ByHeart Jewelry Facebook ad: “Up to 8 names on one chain”

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1112555758016234

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Facebook, Instagram, Audience Network, WhatsApp and Threads

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0

Niche

Pets

How we count

Ad text

Count them. Not the ones you have now. All of them. Start at the first one — the one from before you knew what you were doing, the one who taught you — and work forward. Most people get to four before they have to stop and think. That's the number nobody asks you for. Vets ask about the current one. Friends ask about the current one. Forms ask about the current one. And meanwhile you're carrying a list that goes back twenty, thirty years, and the only place it exists is in your head. This bracelet holds up to eight. Not eight in a catalogue sense. Eight actual names, hand-engraved on eight small paws, spaced along one thin chain, in whatever order you want them. Oldest first, if that's how you think of it. Or the current chaos at the front and the quiet ones behind. Here's what people do, and we see it in the orders. They buy it with one name. The one they lost, usually, or the one sitting on their feet right now. Then a few months later they come back and add the second, because once the first name is on your wrist the gap where the others should be starts to bother you. Then the third. One woman is on her sixth. That's not an upsell, it's just what the object does. It's a list, and lists want to be complete. The order is the part people spend the longest on, and it's the part nobody expects to. Chronological is the obvious answer and about half of people go with it. The rest do something else entirely. Some put the hardest one in the middle so it's held on both sides. Some put the current one at the clasp end because that's the one that gets touched. One order came through with a note that the two who never got on were to be placed as far apart as the chain allowed, which is either a joke or it isn't, and we did it exactly as asked. There's no correct order. But you'll find you have one, and you'll know it as soon as you start typing. A few practical things, because this is a thing you'll wear every day and not a keepsake for a drawer. Stainless steel, nickel-free, hypoallergenic. Fully waterproof — the shower, the sea, the washing-up, the dog bath that turns into your bath. Tarnish-resistant, so the one you add in year three matches the one you bought in year one. The engraving is done by hand and doesn't fade; that's the part cheap versions get wrong, and it's why a two-year warranty is on it. Spelling is yours. If it's Mitzi with two Zs because of a typo on the adoption form fifteen years ago, it goes on as Mitzi with two Zs. There's one more thing worth saying out loud. Some of the names on your wrist will be of animals who are gone, and some will be of animals currently asleep on something they're not allowed on. The bracelet doesn't distinguish, and that turns out to be the point. It isn't a memorial you put on for a sad occasion. It's a list of everyone who has lived in your house, and the ones still here are on it too. Add a paw whenever the list grows. It was always going to. Type the names. We engrave them by hand, one at a time, and they arrive in the order you wrote them.

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byheartjewelry.com

Up to 8 names on one chain

Hand-engraved paw bracelet holding up to 8 pet names on one chain. Stainless steel, waterproof, two-year warranty.