Mythic ROAS Facebook ad: “He's worse than you. But he has 300 reviews”

Running for 5 days since October 1, 2026. Crush last saw it on October 6, 2026.
Run by Mythic ROAS on Facebook. Crush is not the advertiser and does not verify its claims. See this ad in Meta's Ad Library(opens in a new tab)
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About this ad
- Meta Ad Library ID
- 1152219994137796
- Platforms
- Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp and Threads
- Relaunches
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Ad text
You know the guy. He hung the porch light upside down, and his phone hasn't stopped ringing since. He shows up late. He cuts corners you'd never cut. You've been out to fix his work more than once. And he's got 300 Google reviews while you're sitting at 41, so he gets the calls. Here's the ugly math. A homeowner with a dead outlet can't see your work before she calls. She can't see that your panel looks like a textbook. She sees two names on a map, a big number and a small one, and she picks the big one. 47% of consumers won't even consider a business with fewer than 20 reviews, and 74% only care about ones from the last three months (BrightLocal, 2026). He isn't better than you. He's better at one thing that has nothing to do with the trade. You could beat him at it. You'd have to ask every customer at the end of every job, dusty and tired, then text the ones who said "sure" and forgot. Contractors who track it say it can take up to five asks to land one review. You're not doing that at 8 pm from the truck. Nobody does. So we do it. We build and run a review system for your business. When you close out a job, the customer gets a text and an email with your Google link, right when they're admiring the work. If they forget, the follow-ups go out on their own and stop the second they post. Every customer gets the same request, no filtering, no gift cards, nothing that gets a profile wiped. We handle the carrier registration too, so the texts get delivered. 10 new Google reviews in your first 30 days, or your first month is refunded in full. The 30 days start the day your system goes live. It's for shops finishing 25 or more jobs a month, because the system needs customers to talk to. $297 a month. No setup fee, no contract, cancel with one email. Your work is already better than his. Make your profile say so. Tap Learn More.
Where the ad sends people
mythicroas.com
He's worse than you. But he has 300 reviews
Done-for-you Google reviews for local service businesses. 10 new reviews in your first 30 days or your month is free. No contract. $297/mo.
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