Sylvie Haas, Author Facebook ad: “Eggplant Canyon”

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I can’t believe I’m moving back to my dad’s house on the eve of my first job. But when a last-minute position to teach kindergarten was offered, I spent the morning packing my tiny apartment, made the six-hour drive, and now I’m ready to tuck myself into bed. I want to be well-rested for the mandatory district training day tomorrow. The house is dark as I make the familiar turn into the driveway. My dad texted to let me know that he got called into the hospital. Nothing new there. Carrying a couple suitcases with my essentials inside, I don’t bother to call my boyfriend, who was my next-door neighbor growing up. I haven’t been able to get hold of him for the last few days, but I chalked it up to him being busy with his med school application. The disconnect is symbolic of how well our long-distance relationship has worked out while we attended different universities. Dating was so much easier when we just walked across the grass to see each other. If he listened to the series of four voice messages I left, he would know that I had a sudden change of plans. It’s not that I expected him to drop everything and come back to see me since he’s only an hour away, I just wanted to share my excitement. As I open the curtains in my bedroom to enjoy the moonlight over the mountains, I’m certain he didn’t listen. Otherwise, he would have at least had the decency to close his blinds… I hope. My phone falls from my hand. I don’t bother to pick it up. My heart breaks as everything I thought I knew about the cute, ambitious, and respectful boy next door, who I’ve saved myself for, bangs some chick. He was the one to say we should wait until we’re married. That’s not something you just forget. Is it something against me personally? We were supposed to have a future. How long has this been going on? Dreams shatter far easier than they’re built. I can’t tear my eyes off of them. How long have I been a fool? Continue reading to find out how Madison gets over her ex-boyfriend. Available in ebook, Kindle Unlimited, print, and audiobook.

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Eggplant Canyon

If you love naughty neighbors and over-the-top spicy fun, you're going to feel right at home in Eggplant Canyon. 🍆 ex's dad (and his friend) 🍆 stepbrothers 🍆 best friend's dad (and his friend) 🍆 boss and his twin 🍆 best friend's brothers 🍆 lawyers