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“Uh… Oh, shoot. Oh, crap!” I pressed down on the wound, but that only seemed to make it bleed more. In all fairness, I had no clue what I was doing. “What is going—oh man!” I glanced up to see Lindsey staring down at a very naked Parker. We must have left the bedroom door open. Oh God, other people probably saw us. This was so humiliating. “That is a huge—” “I know!” I shouted. “You fit that inside you?” I glared at her, thinking maybe she would see the bigger picture once she stopped looking at his groin. “Lindsey! There are bigger issues than how his penis fit inside me!” “Really? Because I’m looking at that and I’m telling you right now, you must have a magical hoo ha that stretched like you were giving birth to fit him in you.” “It’s not that big,” I scoffed. Her eyes widened and she nodded her head like it really was. “I gotta tell ya, I’m not seeing your side of this.” “Can we focus on the problem at hand?” I snapped. “What?” “He’s bleeding!” I yelled, pointing at the gaping wound in his side. “Right,” she said quickly, even though her eyes still were locked on the penis that just didn’t seem to shrink, even though he was passed out. “Were you like, stabbing him as you...ya know?” she asked, moving into the room. “I didn’t do it!” I shouted, freaking out. “Well, he didn’t just start bleeding on his own.” “What do I do?” “I don’t know! I’m not a doctor.” She stared down at his body, her eyes wide, but I wasn’t sure if it was because it looked like there was a massacre on the floor of the bedroom or because his manhood was still big and staring up at us. “Where’s Ali?” Lindsey pulled out her phone and called her, her teeth pulling at her lip as she waited for her to answer. “She’s not answering.” “Shoot. Okay, we just have to get him to a doctor.” “Like that?” I glared at her. “No, I’ll pull up his pants.” “Please do. I mean, it’s not a bad look, but I’m pretty sure my husband would kill me if he knew I was staring at another man’s massive—” “It’s not that big,” I grumbled, even though I knew that was a lie. I tried to pull up his pants, but his member was in the way, refusing to go into his underwear. “Just shove it inside,” she said, motioning for me to cram it in there. “I don’t want to hurt him.” “He’s passed out. He’s not going to feel a thing.” I tried again, but it just wouldn’t go in. I panicked, knowing that this wasn’t really that hard, but between my fingers being soaked in his blood and the fact that he was bleeding out on the floor, I was not in a state to be able to pull up his underwear. “What is with all the racket—Oh. My. God.” Vanessa stared down at Parker’s waist, obviously transfixed by what she saw. I rolled my eyes, wondering what the hell was going to happen if an old lady walked past. Would she die on the spot? I couldn’t be responsible for two deaths in one day. “Look at the size of him!” “I know, right?” Lindsey shrieked. “It’s like, freakishly big!” “How did you fit that inside you?” Vanessa asked. I held up my hands, hoping to point out that we had bigger problems, but she jumped to the wrong conclusion. “Oh my God! He tore you open? How are you still awake?” “It’s not from me!” I pointed down at his side and motioned with my eyes for her to look. She gasped and took a step back. “Holy — I thought you said you weren’t going to hurt any of them!” “I didn’t do it!” I shouted back, wondering why the heck everyone was thinking that I had done this, all while seducing him. “Lindsey!” a male voice shouted. Her eyes went wide and she covered her mouth. “Quick! Hide the body!” “Hide the body? He’s still alive! He’s not dead. We can’t just shove him in the closet!” DON'T MISS A SECOND OF THE FUN WITH REED SECURITY! http://mybook.to/RSBox1

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