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❤️ Love Janet Evanovich? You will LOVE this hysterical mystery! My name is Eufrasia Canelli but everybody calls me Effie. I come from a big Italian family with big hearts, big appetites, and an even bigger bankroll that’s cleverly hidden from the IRS. I’m not married to the mob, I was born into it. Just last year, I was laid off from my career at a tech company and in an effort to keep from moving back home—I went crawling to the biggest crime lord I know—my Uncle Jimmy. He gave me two options: Dance at his strip club—or hunt down his enemies. Seeing that I’m no fan of public nudity, I opted for murder. Let’s just say my mortality rate so far is nil. Okay, so I’m not a straight shot but my Uncle Jimmy doesn’t seem to mind and I’m still raking in enough money to keep a roof over my head. I also took a part-time job at a local bakery. Not only do I get to satisfy my sweet tooth for free but I get a decent cover when I’m asked about my employment. But the darndest thing just happened at one of my gigs, someone dropped dead! And guess who landed at the top of the suspect list? Me. Now I’ve got to find the killer before I end up behind bars for committing a homicide that wasn’t even on my radar. I guess it’s true what they say—living in Honey Hollow can be murder. Come for the Pie Stay for the Murder. "I laughed so hard I dropped my kindle!" Cozy Mystery at its best! A small town cozy mystery with close-knit friendships, an ornery detectives, and a fuzzy side kick is here! And it's binge-worthy! You should read this today! 🍿 Close-knit friendships 🍿 Hilarious banter 🍿 Small town feels 🍿 Adorable pets galore 🍿 Whodunit Mystery 🍿 And a body “One of the best cozy mysteries I’ve ever read! Cozy Mysteries that women love to read!” —Women Read Review “Obsessed! One of the best cozy mysteries I’ve ever read! I laughed so hard I dropped my kindle! Picked up the next book right away!" Come for the pie. Stay for the murder. Meet Effie Canelli, a baker with a secret life... By day, she whips up sweet treats. By night, she solves murders! She’s got a sweet tooth, a sharp tongue, and a license to kill—kind of. Baker by day, detective by night! Effie Canelli stumbles upon a body and must solve the murder herself. Will she rise to the challenge? Read now and find out! When baker Effie Canelli stumbles upon a body, she must solve the case herself! Cozy Mystery at its best! 💀 Perfect for fans of: ✔️ Cozy mysteries with strong female leads ✔️ Mafia comedy with heart ✔️ Found family, baking, banter, and badassery ✔️ Stephanie Plum, Finlay Donovan, and Miss Congeniality energy <3 Love small-town charm, laugh-out-loud moments, and a fearless (if slightly chaotic) heroine with a secret criminal streak? Then you're going to devour the Pain in the Assassin series! 📚✨ Welcome to Honey Hollow—where the cupcakes are sweet, the mob ties are strong, and the bodies keep piling up. My name’s Effie Canelli—ex-techie, full-time mob niece, and part-time bakery assistant (for the free donuts and the alibi). After losing my job, I went to the only family member who always has a plan—Uncle Jimmy, a local crime boss with a flair for sarcasm and felonies. My career choices? Strip... or assassinate. Let’s just say I’m more comfortable with a silencer than stilettos. 👠 But when a dead body turns up at one of my gigs and I land on the suspect list? It’s up to me to track the real killer—before my cannoli-loving behind ends up in jail. By day, Lottie Lemon is a sweet-tooth's dream baker. By night, she's a detective with a killer instinct! Perfect for COZY MYSTERY FANS!