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Welcome to a world of FOUND FAMILY (the pain-in-the-ass kind), SCOOBY GANGS that are maybe a bit ‘too’ Scooby, SNARKY HEROINES, ACCIDENTAL HEROES and…because why not…DEMONIC HEDGEHOGS... A demonic hedgehog. A homicidal tooth-fairy. A psychotic phoenix… and Frances. They’re on the run from the Paranormal Mob. What could go wrong? ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Best. Urban. Fantasy. Series. Ever.” ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Supernatural fantasy with humor and snark. I love it.” ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Grown-up Fablehaven! A perfect blend of story, mythology, and adult humor—hasn’t been done this well in ages.” ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Could not put it down! Amazing characters, setting, and storyline. I was sad when it ended 💞” ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “I was laughing so hard at urgent care the nurses ran in to check on me. Absolutely hilarious!” Kidnapping Phoenixes and Other Ways to Die: The Complete Series is over 1,600+ pages of snarky heroines, demonic hedgehogs, myths, magic and mayhem—and a slow, but hilarious romance. Binge read the full hilarious series on Kindle Unlimited