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The microwave number is 49 minutes. We printed it anyway. Most generator ads would bury that. We put it in the chart, because the fastest way to lose your trust is a runtime that turns out to be fantasy during an actual outage. Here's the honest math on the Patriot Power Generator 1800, on one full charge of its 768Wh battery: Your refrigerator, the appliance an outage actually threatens, runs about 16 hours. A fridge cycles on and off rather than drawing constant power, so those hours stretch further than they sound. A phone charges for roughly 128 hours' worth. A USB lamp runs around 384 hours. Small loads are where a battery this size quietly shines. And a CPAP machine at 50 watts runs about 13.75 hours. That's a full night with margin. Worth knowing if someone in your house sleeps with one. To be plain: these are approximate figures, they vary with your device and settings, and this is not a medical or life-support device. High-heat appliances drain any battery fast. That's physics, not a flaw. The microwave gets 49 minutes. That's still a dozen hot meals during an outage, if you're honest about what you're asking of it. Why tell you all this? Because a generator returned in frustration helps nobody. We'd rather you buy it knowing exactly what it does. The same honesty applies to the price. This unit is certified pre-owned. That's why it's $999 instead of the $2,499.95 it cost new with a 100W solar panel, a panel this offer doesn't include. Certified and covered by a 365-Day Replacement Guarantee against defects, and sold as-is as a final sale. No gasoline. No exhaust. No carbon monoxide fumes. It sits next to the fridge and just runs. 348 refurbished units. Real count, no timer. You wanted straight numbers. Now you have them. See if any of the 348 are still left below. π
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