4Patriots Facebook ad: “It Won't Work at Night”

About this ad

Meta Ad Library ID

1420201790029014

Platforms

Facebook, Instagram, Messenger and Threads

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0

Niche

Home & Garden

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Ad text

Let's start with what's wrong with it. The Sun Kettle will not work at night. There. That's the catch, up front, where a catch belongs. Now here's what it does the rest of the time. It boils water using nothing but sunshine. You fill the sealed tube, fold open the two mirrored wings, and point it at the sun. The mirrors focus the light onto the tube, and the water inside boils. No flame. No fuel. No cord. No batteries. Nothing to buy again, ever. Sunshine doesn't come in a canister and it doesn't run out. That's the whole machine. There's nothing else to break, charge, or maintain. It's the kind of simple that makes engineers smile: a mirror, a tube, and physics doing what physics does. Why tell you the flaw first? Because you'd find it anyway, and because everything else we say lands better once you know we're not hiding anything. So here's the rest, plainly: $17 + $9.95 S&H. It was $69.95. That's a clearance price, while supplies last. 90-day guarantee. If you're the kind of person who reads the one-star reviews first: good. This ad was written for you. The one-star review writes itself: "Didn't work in the rain." Correct. It won't. On every sunny day for years to come, it will. See if it's still in stock below. 👇

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go.4patriots.com

It Won't Work at Night

$17 + S&H. Was $69.95.