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If you're looking for a tortured vampire with a redemption arc, wrong book. If you want a chosen one who doesn't know their own power yet, wrong series. If you need your monster hunter to be emotionally available and processing his trauma - genuinely, go find a different guy. I'm Archer. I'm a Slayer. I keep the Creatures of the Night in check so the rest of you can sleep at night and not think too hard about what's actually living in your neighbourhood. I stake vamps, put werewolves down, and slay the hell out of demons. I have a day job as a mythology professor that nobody takes seriously. I drink Miller High Life. I have a rookie to train, a dead colleague to investigate, and a demon named Asag who's apparently trying to end the world. I've had worse weeks. Demons Are D*cks is the first in a six-book series for readers who want their paranormal action loud, irreverent, and written by someone who actually has a sense of humour. If you've ever finished an urban fantasy and wished the hero would just lighten up - start here. ★★★★★ "The story is fast-paced, and the main character very likable. (a good role for Ryan Reynolds)." ★★★★★ "Ronan knows his craft. The pacing is even, the action is exciting, and... bonus... he avoids the #1 trite trope where the protagonist reaches the climax of the plot ragged from injuries and lack of sleep." ★★★★★ "Humorous take on slayers, monsters, demons, and the apocalypse." Six books waiting. Archer doesn't do cliffhangers - he does conclusions. Start Book 1 now.