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Hi so everyone after dinner was saying how miserable you looked drinking that $22 mocktail and honestly I just thought you had a right to know. Our bartender initially thought you were cute but then he actually walked out mid-shift after you asked if he had any good "zero proof natural wine" (ick) and I don't want you to feel like this is entirely your fault, but since they were using his iPhone to play music (again, not your fault), that's why it was like basically silent in there for an entire hour before we left. Obviously there was no way you could've predicted any of this. But like, what kind of friend would I be if I didn't tell you? So this brand Casamara Club makes a few types of actually ~tasteful~ soft drinks that are actually really good and refreshing, and next time you should try one of those so you don't ruin anyone's night okay? Ily