Hostage TapeHostage Tape Facebook ad: “Bearded dads. You already do the beard.”
Ran for 2 days, from October 8 to October 10, 2026, the last day Crush saw it.
Run by Hostage Tape on Facebook. Crush is not the advertiser and does not verify its claims. See this ad in Meta's Ad Library(opens in a new tab)
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- Meta Ad Library ID
- 1548435260642746
- Platforms
- Facebook, Instagram and Messenger
- Relaunches
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Ad text
Bearded dads. You already do the beard. Then the baby shows up and the night falls apart. Mouth open. Snoring. Her on the couch by 4 a.m. You up at 5 with a five-month-old and a head that never actually slept. This guy was the skeptic. New dad. Beard. Same routine you have. He tried Hostage Tape anyway, and the last seven mornings are what changed his mind. He has been waking up recovered. Not “I got eight hours.” Recovered, on the sleep a new dad actually gets. His line is the one that lands: every Z counts. When the night is already broken into pieces, the pieces you do get have to work. The tape is the simple part. It holds the mouth shut so you breathe through your nose. It is built for a beard, so it stays on and peels off in the morning without taking the mustache with it. Pair it with the nose strip he is already wearing and you stop the two things that wake her up. The open mouth. The snore. You roll over at 4 and she is still there. In a 3-week clinical study, people using it had 78.9% less snoring. He is not quoting a study. He is a dad who was wrong about it for a week, then right. Ninety days, risk-free. If it does not stay on the beard, or she is still on the couch, send it back. If you have a beard and a baby in the house, this is the cut made for you. One night. Tape on. See who is still in the bed. The link is below.
