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A woman on our security camera looked up at our American flag like it personally offended her. I don't blame her one bit. Let me back up, because this started with a security clip I keep watching. We hang a huge American flag inside our factory. Right over the floor where everybody works. It's honestly enormous. Last week our floor camera caught a woman standing under it, looking up, and I could just make out what she said. "Does that flag really need to be so big?" I've thought about her every day since. Because I don't think she was really asking about the flag. I think she's just tired. Tired of being told the person across the street is her enemy. Tired of a country that always seems to be yelling about something. I get it. I'm tired too. But she asked a real question, so I want to give her a real answer. That flag isn't hanging there for a party, or a side, or a bumper sticker. So let me tell you what it actually means to us. To us, it means jobs. We employ over two hundred people. That is not easy — some months it keeps me up at night. But there is nothing that feels better than knowing you helped put food on somebody's table. To us, it means community. We sponsor the little league teams down the road. To us, it means unity. We're a diverse group. Different races, different languages, different lives — all under one roof, all working toward the same thing: bringing Americans a safer, cleaner product. And to us, it means making an honest product. Which is where I have to tell you the part that makes me angry. And it should make you angry too. The only reason a company like ours has to exist is corporate greed. Here's what I mean. Almost every laundry brand on that shelf is owned by the same small handful of giant, billion-dollar corporations. The kind where the CEOs fly around on private jets while they quietly raise the price on people like you and me. And you want to know how they got that rich? Liquid laundry detergent is up to 80% water. Sit with that for a second. You're not buying detergent. You're buying water. And you're paying to ship that water across the country, carry it to your car, haul it into your house, and pour it — while half of it drips down the side and crusts on the cap. It gets worse. They put chemicals in there called optical brighteners. They don't clean anything. They just cling to the fabric and trick your eyes into thinking it's whiter. And some of it comes off on your skin — the skin of the kids sleeping in those clothes every night. There's a byproduct in a lot of that liquid — a chemical called 1,4-dioxane — that's been linked to cancer. It doesn't even have to be listed on the label. They know all of it. And they don't lose a minute of sleep, because the heavy jug fills the shelf and keeps you coming back for more water. That's not a company that cares about you. That's a machine that ships you water and takes your money. So we did the opposite. We made laundry detergent as a thin sheet. Not a dryer sheet — real, concentrated laundry detergent, pressed into something the size of a sheet of paper. No jug. No water weight. Nothing to hide. You drop one in the wash. It dissolves the second it touches the water. Your clothes come out clean. Hot or cold. Any machine. The same clean you're used to, without the junk. That's it. There's no catch. Over 3 million Americans have already switched. It has more than a hundred thousand five-star reviews. Every ingredient is right there on the box, in plain words. And here's the part I'm proudest of. The part that's really the answer to her question. We donate it to people in need. Over 300 million loads of laundry, donated. To homeless shelters. To veterans. To women's shelters. To animal shelters full of rescue dogs sleeping on blankets somebody has to wash every single night. We help pull plastic back out of the ocean, off the same beaches you probably taught your kids to swim at. Nobody made us do any of that. We just think it's what you're supposed to do when you have a good thing. You share it. So — does the flag really need to be that big? Yeah. It does. Because it isn't some shallow political statement. It's hanging over two hundred people who came together to build something honest and take care of each other. I'd hang it bigger if the ceiling would let me. If any of this hit you, do the smallest possible thing about it. Change your laundry. That's the whole ask. Right now it's up to 64% off with 4 free gifts when you subscribe, and it's backed by a 60-day money-back guarantee. If you don't love it more than your old jug, you get every penny back. It ships right to your door. No jug. No water. No mega-corporation. Just a clean load of laundry, made by Americans, that quietly buys somebody else a clean one too. And if that was you standing under our flag that morning — now you know. That's why it's so big. — Danny, Earth Breeze Made in Kentucky P.S. — You don't have to agree with your neighbor about a single thing to agree that a grandmother shouldn't be hauling a jug of water down the basement stairs, that a shelter dog should sleep on a clean blanket, and that we ought to make a little more of our own stuff again. Start there. Start with the laundry.
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