Capt Hirams ResortCapt Hirams Resort Facebook ad: “Your phone gets zero bars out here.”
Ran for 13 days, from July 3 to July 16, 2026, the last day Crush saw it.
Run by Capt Hirams Resort on Facebook. Crush is not the advertiser and does not verify its claims. See this ad in Meta's Ad Library(opens in a new tab)
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About this ad
- Meta Ad Library ID
- 1580209713811348
- Platforms
- Facebook and Instagram
- Relaunches
- 0
Ad text
Your phone gets zero bars out here. You're welcome. 🐬 Hop aboard the River King for a slow cruise through the Indian River Lagoon — wild dolphins, manatees, and a captain with better stories than your uncle. The most relaxing two hours in Sebastian, no fishing license required. 👉 Grab your seats at Capt Hiram's.
Where the ad sends people
hirams.com
Capt Hirams Resort
Book travel: hirams.com(opens in a new tab)
