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Tonight at midnight/this Friday! Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987): Donna (Dona Speir) is an undercover DEA agent working some kind of flight/delivery service with her friend Taryn (Hope Marie Carlton). They dress like go-go dancers who might hunt big game in the outback. Also, they hate wearing their tops! It’s hot out! Very hot! Through a series of events, these scantily clad women disrupt a diamond exchange from Mr. Chang (Peter Bromilow). Needless to say, he is not pleased. Donna calls in some backup from Rowdy (Ronn Moss) and Jade (Harold Diamond). Now, between sex sessions, these four can do some stuff or something. Oh, by the way, there is also a killer snake that “has been infected by deadly toxins from cancer infested rats.” The snake is so angry! RTS hangs on to the second box of diamonds. Time to fund a summer party! Jeremy questions the assassin doing a handstand on a skateboard. He must be “smoking some heavy doobies.” Good thing there’s a blowup doll. La-Mar becomes an ace shot with a rocket launcher. Moving targets be warned! Collin makes sure that your dreams are his lunch. Can all of these former Playboy Playmates save the day? Does it matter? You’ll have fun watching, kemosabe. #rabbittroopsucks #denver #colorado #podcast #hardtickettohawaii