JJWalshBooks Facebook ad: “On this island, you're fast or you're food.”

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💥 Audio read by Luke Daniels! "⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ A satirical and utterly brilliant work of fiction with a cinematic feel." -Reader's Favorite "Die Hard meets bizarro Jurassic Park...A manic blend of laugh-out-loud comedy and heart-pounding action." -Manhattan Book Review "A hilarious, suspense-filled, unforgettable story!" -San Francisco Book Review "A wonderfully zany monster and crazed villain adventure. I look forward to reading every installment." -Amazon reader "Great read! Smart, funny action movie-style story, with a unique voice and a lot of twists... There's nothing more terrifying—or humiliating—than running for your life from a squirrel." -Royal Road Reader "Couldn’t put it down...one hair-raising adventure after another in a kaleidoscopic world of super-sized, man-eating creatures and gun-crazed psychos. The characters are really interesting, and maintain their wittiness amid dire predicaments." -Amazon reader "Almost cinematic experience...the action sequences come at you at breakneck speed." -Royal Road Reader "Hysterical, hard to put down. Zany, well developed characters, interesting story. Overall, a great read." -Amazon reader "An action/comedy buddy flick with words. But it takes a unique route, incorporating quirky stuff like blimps and Blackbeard trivia. That adds some layers that make it way more memorable." -Amazon reader "Wonderfully put-together...thoroughly enjoyable stand-alone, but I look forward to returning to this world to find the answers to the puzzles still outstanding." -Royal Road Reader "Fun action adventure that keeps its pace. I laughed out loud—and I cared about the characters...the relationship felt authentic. Highly recommend. Can't wait for the next book." -Royal Road Reader "Great blend of humor and action. Surprisingly good character development in between all the monster attacks." -Amazon reader "A comedy action novel with an engaging plot and a satisfying finish...Highly recommend." -Royal Road Reader "The comedy is genuinely laugh-out-loud funny. I read this on a train and will forever be known as "that sniggering weirdo" to a small group of teenagers." -Royal Road Reader "Was expecting a fun ride and wasn't disappointed...the comedy is on point...the ending is perfect." -Royal Road Reader "Great adventure, humor, and character development. Some unexpected emotional moments in the middle of the monsters and killing. Fantastic read." -Royal Road Reader "The characters are quirky and wholesome...and the chaos throughout is charming." -Royal Road Reader "The buddy movie vibe is really strong..." -Royal Road Reader "It's got that reluctant, self-deprecating, quirky hero type who takes us on a wild ride of an adventure without sacrificing the emotional story." -Royal Road Reader "The author takes the time to create real characters with defined arcs, but there are no wasted words...the action gallops from set piece to set piece with just enough time for you to catch your breath." -Royal Road Reader 💥 From the back cover: Kill-crazy mercenaries, gargantuan monstrosities, and a "sixth sense" that may be a death wish in disguise. Augie Brunthouse's first day of work is not going well. It all started with Chuck Vestiglio's exile and subsequent suicide on his private island, derisively dubbed "Supersize Island" by the press. Now the disgraced hamburger baron's unhinged son has vowed to silence the family's critics with a psychotic plot to grow beef better. Alas, his wildly illegal biotech experiments have gone wrong in a very big way. Somebody needs to look into it. Enter Augie. He hasn't cared about anything since his erratic precognition failed to warn him about the cancer that killed his mother. So it's time for a fresh start—at Spiel Timmitel Corp. Augie doesn't know what STC does, or why they've sent him a gazillion recruitment flyers. But they're offering a huge salary and training in the Caribbean. Unfortunately, that training will turn out to be a shipwreck on Supersize Island. Cue the giant squirrel, parrot, and possum. [Read Supersize Island]

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On this island, you're fast or you're food.