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“Okay, so don’t freak out,” I said around a mouthful of toothpaste foam. “Actually, do freak out. I need backup freak‑out energy.” There was a pause. “Oh no,” Lena said. “What happened?” I started talking so fast I forgot to breathe. “So, there was a freaking coffin in the floor and I found it and I might’ve accidentally read Latin out loud and now there’s a man—naked, by the way—who says he’s from 1650 and we’re somehow bound together and he thinks Alexa is a witch—” “Back it up,” Lena said. “He was naked?” I groaned. “That’s what you took from that?” “Details, please. Is he hot?” “Lena!” I hissed. “This is not a thirst trap. This is a crisis.” “So… hot.” I rubbed my temple. “He’s hot, but he’s also literally from the sixteen‑hundreds. That’s like… historically hot. Which feels unethical.” Lena laughed. “You’re looking at this all wrong. You just had a seventeenth‑century hottie wake up naked in the house you’re sitting for. That’s a gift. Now tell me more about his seventeenth‑century junk.” “Lena!” I pressed the phone to my chest. “You can’t talk about sex before breakfast!” She snorted. “Maybe if you were getting some, you wouldn’t be so uptight.” “Goodbye.” “Send me pictures!” she called before I hung up. I stared at the phone. “Unhelpful. Emotionally irresponsible.” Still, my lips twitched. I placed another star sticker on the corner of my notebook. “Okay. I’m the adult here. I can manage one moody vampire.” Bound by magic. Fueled by tension. One very inconvenient love story. Discover Cursed With Benefits on KindleUnlimited now. House-sitting a creepy mansion was supposed to be easy—until Nadia accidentally wakes up a grumpy vampire lord who’s now magically bound to her. Step One: Get him to stop calling people “peasants.” Step Two: Convince him that biting is NOT an acceptable form of communication. Step Three: Absolutely, under no circumstances, fall for him. (Oops.) ✨ Perfect for readers who love: – Grumpy/sunshine chaos – Forced proximity that sizzles – Cozy rom-coms with a bite

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Ancient Vampire. Modern Girl. Instant Chaos.

House-sitting a creepy mansion was supposed to be easy—until Nadia accidentally wakes up a grumpy vampire lord who’s now magically bound to her.