Emily Kimelman Facebook ad: “Choose Your Price”

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1793872838192208

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Facebook, Instagram, Audience Network, Messenger and Threads

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658

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I’m not nice. That throws people off. Because I’m a woman and I’m visible. Because some folks think I want them to buy my books so badly I’ll smile through their bullsh*t. I won’t. Say something nasty to me? I’ll come back swinging. Harder. Smarter. Meaner. I’m a author. I’ve written over 20 🚺inist vigilante thrillers. I have all the words—and I’m not afraid to use them. 😉 My readers love it. They love watching a woman drop the “nice” act and say exactly what she means. They love it when I go full “actually, you can f&%k right off.” Because watching a woman who’s done performing politeness? It’s satisfying as hell. That’s why people read my books. Sydney Rye and her dog, Blue, exact justice with a vengeance. 👉 The dog doesn’t die. 👉 The bad guys do. 👉 And it’s cathartic AF. Now, I’m not Sydney. I’m not out here with a metal pipe and a thirst for blood. But I am a woman who knows her worth. Who says what she thinks. So no, you won’t find “nice” here. But if you're looking for a thrill—if you’re into justice served with grit, wit, and a dog sidekick who never dies? Then... 📚 Pay what you want for the first 8 books in ebook or digital audiobook. https://ml.emilykimelman.com/sr18pwyw 📦 Save 40% on paperbacks. https://ml.emilykimelman.com/sr18pwyw Because Sydney Rye isn’t nice either. But she is fun as f*%k to watch. P.S. I promise the dog doesn’t die…but I make no assurances about anyone else. 😈 P.P.S. Cursing. Casual sex. Queer characters. 👈 Things my one star reviews are offended by...if they offend you, then you f***ed up your algorithm. Stop interacting with 💩 you hate — you’re training the machines to think you like it. So when they take over, you’re going to end up in *our* camp. And we don’t want you there.

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ml.emilykimelman.com

📖 Choose Your Price 📚

"Needs a muzzle" - ⭐️ review that, honestly, made my day.