God Is Above Facebook ad: “The last Christmas batch at 60% off”

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I pack Christmas orders for a small Christian gift company, and the notes grandmothers write in the order box have made me cry three times this week. I pack orders at God Is Above, and I want to tell you what I am seeing on the packing table this week. I am also a grandmother of five, so I read these orders a little differently than most people here. Every December the orders change. In the spring, most people order one jar. In December, they order four. Six. Nine. Yesterday a woman in Ohio ordered eleven. In the note box she wrote, "One for every grandchild and two for the ones on the way." I taped that note to the wall above my table. Here is the part I am supposed to tell you, and I want to say it plainly. Every jar is made by hand. Every slip is folded by hand and counted by hand. We cannot speed that up in December, no matter how many orders come in. So the batch we are packing right now is the last one I can promise will reach you before Christmas. After that, the next batch is still being made. If you have never seen one up close, here is exactly what it is. It is a small glass jar with a cork lid. The label on the front says "Read me when..." Ninety verses inside a jar. Not sorted by book, sorted by how they feel. Every verse is King James, on its own folded slip, with the book and chapter printed on it. The slips come in six colors. Yellow is for happy. Light pink is for thankful. Hot pink is for angry. Green is for anxious. Light blue is for lonely. Blue is for sad. Your grandchild does not have to start on page one of anything. They ask themselves one question. How do I feel right now? They pick that color, unfold one slip, and read one verse. It takes about twenty seconds. Your Bible stays exactly where it is. This is the door into it, sized for a child's hand. Here is what that looks like in a real house, with the kind of verse you will find inside. Green, the night before a math test. "Fear thou not; for I am with thee: be not dismayed; for I am thy God." Isaiah 41:10. Blue, the week the old dog died. "The LORD is nigh unto them that are of a broken heart." Psalm 34:18. Hot pink, after a fight with a brother. "Be ye angry, and sin not: let not the sun go down upon your wrath." Ephesians 4:26. Light blue, the first month away at college. "I will never leave thee, nor forsake thee." Hebrews 13:5. Light pink, a good report card. "O give thanks unto the LORD; for he is good." Psalm 107:1. Yellow, the first snow of the year. "This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it." Psalm 118:24. We have over 5,000 reviews, and I read a lot of them on my lunch break. Sandy L. bought one for each of her five grandchildren, ages 21 down to 13. The two oldest boys took theirs to college. Darlene C.'s mother gave jars to the family for Christmas. A week later, Darlene's brother passed away. That day, a slip was pulled from the sad section. "It brought such peace and comfort," she wrote. Andrea B. bought one for herself. Then she went back and bought five more to give away for Christmas. If you order this week, here is what I would do, grandmother to grandmother. Call your grandchild tonight and ask, "What was the hardest part of your week?" Write down what they say. When the jar comes, find that color and put one of those slips right on top. On Christmas morning, the first verse they open will be about the exact thing they told you. They will know you listened. And they will know God did too. Most of the people ordering right now are grandmothers. But not all of them. Grandfathers who never know what to say at the table. Godparents with a First Communion coming up. Mothers of teenagers who stopped talking at dinner. Sunday school teachers buying one for every child in the class. I will ask you one favor. Please do not buy one jar for all of your grandchildren to share. Every January I pack a second order for a grandmother whose three grandkids fought over one jar on Christmas afternoon. A jar works because it is theirs. On their nightstand, in their room, for their hard night. One for every grandchild, so nobody has to share. Here is the practical part. Every jar is 60% off right now, and shipping is free. It ships the same day you order, in a black gift box, ready to wrap. A set of Christian ebooks comes free with your order. There is a 30 day guarantee. If it is not right, you get every cent back. Fewer than 1 in 100 people ever ask. Over 500,000 jars have already gone out to families. Maybe you have seen this jar before. Maybe you thought about it in church on Sunday, sitting next to a grandchild who was looking at a phone during the sermon. Maybe you told yourself you would order after Thanksgiving. This is the week to stop thinking about it. If the link below still works, there are jars left in this batch. If it does not, this batch is gone, and the next one is still being made. 👉 https://godisabove-us.com/pages/grandparents-secret-7-reasons-why P.S. Most toys are under the bed by New Year. Sandy's grandsons packed their jars for college. P.P.S. 60% off. Free shipping. Ships the same day. Free ebooks. 30 day guarantee. One for every grandchild. The link is below while this batch lasts. 👉 https://godisabove-us.com/pages/grandparents-secret-7-reasons-why

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