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Hi I’m @audiebird. Here are the 9 (unsexy) things I do and eat and use nearly every day to be as hot and healthy as humanly possible at age 49. Saying I look 39 is a really big swing on the internet because disgusting men like to roll up and remind me that in fact I look old and withered, but these are the chances we take. Comment HOT and I’ll send you a DM for all of this stuff so we can be hot and healthy together, whether you’re *actually* 39 or 79! Ps: Please don’t let this flop—you cannot even imagine how long it took me to take all these photos and do all these text overlay. I don’t have some high-energy social media manager doing this for us, just old and withered me, behind the scenes. If you guys love it we’ll do more of this. Potentially with video even though that’s twice as complicated! #LetsTalkCandidly 🔗: https://www.thecandidly.com/article/the-9-unsexy-things-i-use/do/eat-every-day-to-look-and-feel-39-even-though-im-49