Amua Facebook ad: “Pregnancy Turns Your Curve Memory…”

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2157349848516657

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Facebook, Instagram, Messenger and Threads

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Fitness & Gyms

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For the last seven months I've checked my husband's coworker's Instagram between 11pm and midnight while breastfeeding — and last week I figured out the only mechanism that was going to make the loop stop running. ======== For the last seven months I've checked my husband's coworker's Instagram between 11pm and midnight while breastfeeding — and last week I figured out the only mechanism that was going to make the loop stop running. I know her dog's name. I know her gym — LA Fitness on Wilshire. I have memorized the bathing-suit photo my husband liked in June. I know which filter she uses on Sundays and that she posts on Tuesday mornings when she gets to work early. I am not telling you this because I am proud of it. I am telling you this because if you are reading it at 11pm with a baby on your chest, you already know exactly what I mean, and I want you to know there is a structural reason the loop runs — and a structural reason it can stop. [...] ========P.S. The thing I didn't expect was that I stopped needing him to notice before I noticed myself. I thought the whole point was getting him back. It turned out the whole point was getting the mirror back. Those are not the same thing, and I didn't know that until one morning at 6am when I caught the side of myself in the glass and just stood there. ======== P.P.S. If you're breastfeeding: call the company before you order. That is what I did. I am still breastfeeding. My daughter is eight months old and she is fine. The safety question is real and it deserves a real answer, not a footnote.

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Pregnancy Turns Your Curve Memory…

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