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Bob hasn't bought fertilizer in 3 years. The rest of us are back at the garden center every spring, dropping $40 on another bag of Miracle-Gro that's gone by July. Bob did it once. He stuck a copper antenna in the soil and never thought about it again. It's called electroculture. The copper pulls the electrical charge out of the air and runs it down into the ground, and the roots do the rest. A French inventor patented it in 1920. About 100,000 farmers were using it before the fertilizer companies took him to court and it quietly went away. Of course it did. Nobody's getting rich selling you a tool you only buy once. Push it into the dirt. Walk away. Leave it there for good. You've got 60 days. If nothing changes in your garden, send it back and keep your money. Be like Bob.