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I used to dread cruise holidays. Not the sun. Not the sea. The fake tan situation. Streaky before day one was even over. Patchy by the pool. Smelling in the heat. Hiding under sarongs when I should've been living. This year I packed something different. 60 seconds with a brush and I had legs I actually wanted to show off. A woman on the ship stopped me on formal night to ask what I'd been doing. I showed her Body Perfector by Miracle de Paris. She ordered it before we docked. 45% off + free body brush — tap below.