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We've never found traditional affirmation decks relatable. 😒 The only abundance we want to manifest is a legion of enthralled supernatural entities ready to do our bidding. 👹 We don't radiate joy, we radiate an otherworldly darkness. 😈 Our idols aren't Hollywood starlets, they're fairy tale witches. 🧙🏽‍♀️ We wanted to create an affirmation deck for people like us. We created this set of spooky yet funny cards because they contain the kind of quotes that make us feel seen. If you're more of a Wednesday Addams than a Disney princess this affirmation deck is for you, too. Sinister Affirmations includes 52 mantras for formidable women. Each affirmation card in this deck features an empowering inspirational quote written for women who grow hemlock in their gardens instead of roses and would rather drink the blood of their enemies than herbal tea. 🩸 Features: • 52 hilariously dark & empowering quotes printed on luxe, durable cards that serve as an alternative to trite toxic positivity — perfect for setting your intention before an important work meeting, stressful family gathering, or next PTA meeting. • Visually striking design aesthetic inspired by feminist iconography & lore, so it looks great on a desk, altar, or shelf in your home, office, or chicken-legged hut in the woods. • Designed for showing off, this set comes with 52 distinct quotes and a wooden stand — painted black, obvs — for display. It's like investing in a set of 52 miniature art prints you can rotate as the mood strikes. • Inspires fear in the hearts of nemeses great & small, so any uninvited callers unlucky enough to find their way to your abode will immediately know you're not a woman to be trifled with. • Makes a great gift for the formidable members of your family, friend circle, or coven. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "I'm not really an affirmations person, but when I saw these I knew that they would make my day instantly better. These have made me laugh, they have made me say, "Yeah — you're right!", and honestly they've just brightened my day. The cards are really good quality, too!" - Sam D. "These have me giggling. I have them on my desk at work, and it's a great reminder that, yeah, unless they've had a near death encounter with a werewolf, people don't change." - Gail G. "I enjoy pulling up each delightfully gruesome affirmation on the first day of my work week. It's something that I can look forward to and know will be a good part of working." - Katherine W. "The cards are sturdy and will last a long time. They feature elegant and eloquent comments that take a deliciously malignant turn by the end which makes me feel a little more successfully a witch every day. I love them!" - Elizabeth F. "Fell in love with these cards the first time I saw them online. I resisted the purchase and finally gave in. They are WORTH IT! Sturdy, sincere, subversive. I love them. I proudly display them in my office." - Kimberly S. "These are amazing. Hysterical. Clever. Perfect. The little stand to display your card? Love it. Very well made and definitely made to last." - Megan T.