The Mythical Market Facebook ad: “ATTENTION LITTLE WEIRDOS”

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🍄✨ ATTENTION LITTLE WEIRDOS ✨🍄 Are you a mushroom goblin? A swamp witch? A fairy with a small business? Do you make things that make people say, “I don’t need it… but I absolutely need it”? Excellent. We’ve been looking for you. Vendor applications are NOW OPEN for 🍄 Mushrooms & Mischief 🍄, our mythical market taking over The Mush Room on September 5th! Interested? Apply here: https://pci.jotform.com/form/261929087704163 We’re summoning: 🍄 Mushroom lovers 🧚 Cottagecore cuties 🪴 Plant parents 🔮 Crystal dealers (the legal kind) 🕯️ Candle witches 🧼 Soap sorcerers 🍯 Herbal & apothecary makers 🍪 Bakers of magical treats 🎨 Artists of the strange and adorable 🧶 Fiber goblins 🧸 Plushie makers 🐸 Frog enthusiasts (yes, that’s a vendor category now) ✨ And anyone selling delightfully odd, whimsical, enchanted treasures. If your booth looks like it belongs in a fairy village, an enchanted forest, or your grandma accidentally adopted a goblin… WE WANT YOU. Bonus points if someone walks by your booth and whispers, “What the heck is that?” before immediately buying three. 🍄 Spots are limited. 🍄 Good vibes required. 🍄 Mischief encouraged. 🍄 Please don’t make deals with the fae on event grounds. Tag your favorite magical maker and let’s turn Chattanooga into the cutest mushroom kingdom for a day. 🌿🍄✨