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I don't wear dog shirts. This is the first one. There's a category of dog shirt you will never wear. "Blessed by my dog." "Dog hair, don't care." Cartoon paw prints. The kind that arrives in a poly bag on Amazon for $12.99 and gets worn once. You're not wearing that. Rolling Fatties is dry. Specific. A vintage-style graphic of your actual breed — the chubby bulldog belly-up, the dachshund in full dramatic stretch, the basset hound in maximum low-to-the-ground dignity. Our customers skew 40s and 50s. Some reviewed specifically to confirm it fits bigger guys. One is a bulldog rescue volunteer who wears it to events. Gildan Softstyle. Classic fit. S to 3XL. Printed in the USA. $28.90. Buy 2 and shipping is free. 🐾