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Parallel Coffee Facebook ad: “Coffee isn’t a routine - it’s an altered…”

Parallel Coffee Facebook ad: Coffee isn’t a routine - it’s an altered…

Ran for 38 days, from August 20 to September 27, 2026, the last day Crush saw it.

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3238889769645061
Platforms
Facebook, Instagram, Audience Network, Messenger, WhatsApp and Threads
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Coffee isn’t a routine - it’s an altered state. Introducing the PRLLL Limited Edition Drop: 5 Ultimate Concentrates. We took premium coffee beans and collided them with hyper-saturated botanical extracts, confectionery chaos, and electric fruit profiles. No subtle undertones. No boring roast profiles. Just five completely unhinged dimensions built to rewire your daily cup. #LimitedEditionCoffee #FlavouredCoffee #FunkyCoffee #SpecialityCoffee #FlavorDrop • Berry Chaos: Plug In The Matrix • Dessert Delusion: Impulsive Coffee Choice • Botanical Psychosis: Reasonable Anxiety • Neon Tropics: Complimentary Chaos • Spiced Glitch: Social Battery: 1% Five concentrates. Zero compromises. 🟢Which reality are you brewing? Tap the link in bio to claim your bottle before this drop vanishes into the void. 1. BERRY CHAOS — PLUG IN THE MATRIX (Frosted Bubblegum Sorbet) A candy-coated system error served ice-cold. Plug In The Matrix hits like an arcade glitch - hyper-sweet confectionery frost colliding headfirst with an unexpected freezing rush. It’s loud, nostalgic, and completely rewires your morning routine into pure electric momentum. DESSERT DELUSION - IMPULSIVE COFFEE CHOICE (Salted Caramel Shortbread Fudge) Zero restraint, pure confectionery overload. Impulsive Coffee Choice smells like a bakery on fire- sticky and recklessly buttery. It completely drowns your coffee bitterness under a wave of warm, melting bakery indulgence. Don’t overthink it; just pour. NEON TROPICS - COMPLIMENTARY CHAOS (Fresh Peach & Mango Mint Marmalade) Sun-drenched, chaotic, and impossible to predict. Complimentary Chaos feels like a loud, sticky summer preserves jar smashed wide open and finished with a sharp, cooling slap. Heavy, hyper-juicy, and built to overwhelm your senses. BOTANICAL PSYCHOSIS - REASONABLE ANXIETY (Floral Tea & Poached Peach Jam) A manic attempt at finding inner calm. Reasonable Anxiety balances delicate, apothecary-style herbal calm with a high-voltage splash of bright, velvety fruit jam. It’s an ethereal brew designed to keep you centered while the world speeds up. SPICED GLITCH - SOCIAL BATTERY: 1% (Spiced Dark Chocolate Orange Truffle) For when the outsi

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