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Emily Parker

Emily Parker

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a retired tokyo university linguistics professor told me something that made me angry He said most Japanese textbooks are built backwards. They start with grammar rules. Then vocabulary lists. Then kanji drills. Then, maybe, after a year of work, you get to actually say something useful. "This is fine for a 20-year-old with 4 free hours a day," he told me. "For an adult over 45, it is a guaranteed failure." I was 54. I'd been failing for 6 years. That green owl app. Two paid courses. A tutor I quit in shame. He explained the adult brain doesn't learn the same way a teenager's does. We don't memorize. We pattern-match. We learn faster from real phrases used in real situations than from isolated rules. The textbook industry knows this. They just sell more books the old way. Then he showed me the method he'd been developing for retired Japanese executives learning English. The same approach, reversed for English speakers learning Japanese. It was nothing like what I'd been doing. 7 weeks later I held my first real conversation. About my garden. With a stranger at a ramen shop in Osaka. She didn't switch to English once. Don't let language stop you. Link below. 👇

a japanese professor broke the silence

Why most adults over 45 fail at Japanese, according to a retired Tokyo University linguist.

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