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Cayenne pepper softgels. I like my stomach lining where it is. Scrolled past the Aurivita ad immediately. Then came back to it because one thing didn't make sense. Softgels. Not powder. Not capsules. Softgels. So I looked it up. Capsaicin in softgel form doesn't behave like eating a chilli. The casing is specifically designed to bypass your stomach completely and absorb in your small intestine. No heat. No burning. No regretting your morning. The one thing stopping me was wrong. Kept reading. 240 softgels per bag. Two month supply. Third party lab tested. FDA registered facility. 120-day money back guarantee. Scams don't offer 120 days. They know you'll forget by day 30. I ordered it. Day one. Three softgels with breakfast. Nothing. No heat. No burning. Completely unremarkable. Felt slightly foolish for how long I'd been scrolling past it. Week three. Woke up with morning wood for the first time in over a year. Just lay there at 6am genuinely confused. Week five. Wife suggests dinner. Just the two of us. We get home. No sildenafil. No timing. No quiet anxiety about whether tonight would work. Everything worked. Spontaneously. The way it used to. After she held onto me and didn't say anything for a long time. She didn't need to. Nine weeks later I haven't touched sildenafil once. Not because I decided to stop. Because I stopped needing it. Three softgels with breakfast. No fire. No drama. Just circulation quietly fixing itself. Aurivita. I was wrong about the spice. I was wrong about everything.