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OFFICIAL STATEMENT We need to address growing concerns from our customers and apologize for the unexpected chaos the Uproot Grooming Kit has created in households nationwide. Apparently, making grooming this easy comes with consequences. We never meant to make your dog refuse the groomer because “you do it better,” or cause your cat to suddenly tolerate brushing like a therapy session. And we definitely did not intend for you to realize how much money and time you were burning on grooming appointments. But the Uproot Grooming Kit works a little too well. Our tools pull off so much loose fur so quickly that pets look noticeably sleeker and couches are experiencing relief for the first time in years. Our goal was simply to simplify grooming, not make professional groomers question their career path or leave your vacuum feeling useless. If this has led to daily grooming rituals, pets expecting spa treatment, or a smug sense of pride every time you skip another groomer visit, we sincerely apologize. Love, Uproot Clean P.S. To make up for it, we're upping our Sale Discount. Treat your pet, then blame us later.