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✈️ FLIGHT STATUS: DENIED. we regret to inform you that your Palawan Giant Stag Beetle has exceeded the maximum mandible allowance for carry-on luggage. 🪲 the body? carry-on approved. the mandibles? referred to another department. 😔 please arrive three hours early and do NOT attempt to place him under the seat in front of you (he will not fit, and honestly he will not consent). biggest stag beetle energy in the entire cabin 🛫 now available to smuggle onto your shelf instead. would you check him in or fight the gate agent? #stagbeetle #palawangiantstagbeetle #beetle #beetlesofinstagram #stagbeetlesofinstagram #dorcus #entomology #insectsofinstagram #bugsofinstagram #coleoptera #plushie #plushtoy #plushiesofinstagram #softtoy #plushcollector #cuteplush #stuffedanimal #bugplush #weirdplush