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𝗧𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝗼𝗳 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗸𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗮 𝘁𝘄𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘆-𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘄𝗮𝗹𝘁𝘇𝗲𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗮𝗴𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝘀𝗮𝘃𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱? Yeah, me too. So I flipped the script. 𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗲'𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴: A lot of urban fantasy heroines are young. Like “𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗶𝗿 𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝘀𝗻𝗲𝗲𝘇𝗶𝗻𝗴" young. (𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺.) But some of us have 𝗟𝗜𝗩𝗘𝗗 a little, you know? We've got baggage that won't fit in overhead bins, kids who need dinner, and jobs with dental plans we're not eager to lose. 𝗠𝗲𝗲𝘁 𝗠𝗶𝗿𝗶𝗮𝗺 𝗙𝗲𝗹𝗱𝗺𝗮𝗻, 𝗳𝗼𝗿𝘁𝘆-𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗹𝗶𝗯𝗿𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗮𝗻, & 𝗹𝗶𝘀𝘁 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗿 𝗲𝘅𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗼𝗿𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗲. Current To Dos: • Keep my magic hidden (𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆. 𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗹𝗲. 𝗱𝗮𝘆.) • Handle teen drama • Handle lawyer drama (*do not snap 'Google it') • Make coffee my love language (𝗚𝗮𝘄𝗱 𝘆𝗲𝘀) 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗲-𝗼𝗿-𝗱𝗶𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗲 𝗴𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴. 𝗡𝗘𝗪 To Dos: • Find Jude • Let my magic fly free • (Buy booze?) • Survive supernatural baddies Now she's racing against time with a 𝗴𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽𝘆, 𝘂𝗻𝗳𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗹𝘆 𝘀𝗲𝘅𝘆 𝗙𝗿𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗵 𝘄𝗼𝗹𝗳 𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗿 who mocks her To-Do lists but respects her mean right hook. Let’s just say his protective instincts are matched only by his ability to drive her absolutely crazy—in more ways than one. ❤️ 𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗢𝗕𝗦𝗘𝗦𝗦𝗘𝗗: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “𝘐𝘵’𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘳 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘴𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘭𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘱𝘦𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘴, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘢 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘢𝘸𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘶𝘵. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘋𝘦𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘩 𝘞𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘵 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦. 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘰𝘧 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺’𝘴 𝘵𝘣𝘳 𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵.” ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “𝘐 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘴𝘰 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘐 𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘤𝘰𝘱𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘺 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘴𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘫𝘰𝘺. 𝘓𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘭𝘰𝘵, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘬, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴.” ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “𝘉𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘴 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥. 𝘐𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘨𝘪𝘧𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘺 𝘔𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳, 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬. 𝘏𝘦𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘦𝘸 𝘸𝘢𝘴: ‘5* 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘰𝘯 𝘱𝘢𝘨𝘦 7.’ 𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘐 𝘴𝘶𝘨𝘨𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘯 𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘦𝘸, 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘦𝘥. 𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘭, 𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘦𝘸 𝘸𝘢𝘴 ‘𝘸𝘩𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯’𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘣𝘶𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘵 𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘦?’” 𝗪𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗠𝗶𝗿𝗶’𝘀 𝘃𝗶𝗯𝗲? 𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗲’𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗽𝗼𝗽 𝗰𝘂𝗹𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗮𝘁-𝘀𝗵𝗲𝗲𝘁: • 𝗚𝗶𝗹𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗚𝗶𝗿𝗹𝘀' 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝘁𝘆 𝗯𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿 → Miri's razor-sharp one-liners will have you LOLing through every magical showdown. • 𝗢𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝗠𝘂𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗕𝘂𝗶𝗹𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴’𝘀 𝗮𝗱𝗱𝗶𝗰𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲, 𝘁𝘄𝗶𝘀𝘁-𝗳𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝗺𝘆𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗲𝘀 → Miri unravels supernatural mysteries where every answer sparks even bigger trouble. • 𝗝𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗰𝗮 𝗝𝗼𝗻𝗲𝘀' 𝗴𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘁𝘆, 𝗻𝗼-𝗻𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗶𝘁𝘂𝗱𝗲 → Miri’s done with people-pleasing and ready to kick supernatural ass. • 𝗦𝗰𝗵𝗶𝘁𝘁'𝘀 𝗖𝗿𝗲𝗲𝗸'𝘀 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗳𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱 𝗳𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗹𝘆 → Vampires, shifters, and golems who’ve got Miri’s back from battle to brunch. 📚 𝗕𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗘 ALL 7 BOOKS in the Magic After Midlife series 𝗡𝗢𝗪 𝗔𝗧 𝗔 "𝘞𝘏𝘠 𝘈𝘙𝘌 𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘚𝘛𝘐𝘓𝘓 𝘙𝘌𝘈𝘋𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘛𝘏𝘐𝘚 𝘈𝘕𝘋 𝘕𝘖𝘛 𝘉𝘜𝘠𝘐𝘕𝘎?" 𝗕𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗟𝗘 𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗖𝗢𝗨𝗡𝗧! ✨ 𝗕𝗼𝗻𝘂𝘀: Buy directly from me and get 𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗸𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗮 for supporting an author instead of 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗕𝗶𝗴 𝗖𝗼𝗿𝗽𝗼𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗧𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗦𝗵𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗡𝗼𝘁 𝗕𝗲 𝗡𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗱 ✨ Because your forties are too young to stop having adventures and too old to put up with anyone's supernatural BS.