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A drug rep asked me what the bracelet cost. She said that number is why nobody will ever study it. I'm 55. Here is the whole arithmetic. She was not being cruel. She was being accurate, and it is the single most useful thing anyone said to me all year. My name is Priscilla. I am a clinical research coordinator in an endocrinology department. I do not treat anyone. I run the paperwork, the consents, the visit windows and the data on trials that other people design. Which means I know exactly what it costs to prove something, and who pays for it, and why. The Drug I Had, Then Did Not Have : My plan approved Wegovy in February of last year. I was on it for 7 months. It worked. I want to be plain about that because I sat in rooms where the data for these drugs was reviewed and I have never once thought they were anything but real medicine. 18 lbs came off me. My waist went from 39 inches to 37 and then simply stopped, and stayed at 37 through 4 dose increases. In September my employer changed carriers and the new plan dropped the coverage. Cash price at my pharmacy was $1,349. That is the day I started doing arithmetic instead of medicine. What I Had Already Spent, Before Any Of It : - $1,700 on a hospital-affiliated weight program - $1,145 on 18 months of a supervised elimination protocol with a dietitian - $650 on a home body composition scale and its subscription - $300 on a sleep and stress coaching package I finished and can barely remember Total: $3,795 over 3 years. My waist went into all of that at 37.5 inches and came out at 39. Run that same arithmetic out 4 more years and I can tell you exactly where it ends, because I coordinate the trials that recruit women like me at precisely that point. It ends with me being eligible. That is the word we use. Eligible. The Question The Rep Actually Answered : I asked her, straight out, why there is no study on it. I was not being rhetorical. I run studies. She laughed and said the quiet part. A trial of this size costs somewhere between 2 and 4 million dollars. Nobody spends 4 million dollars to prove something they cannot then sell for $390 a month for the rest of your life. There is no patent on the object. There is no refill. There is no titration schedule, no prior authorization, no specialty pharmacy, no follow-up visit, nothing to bill and nobody to bill it to. $65 is not a discount and it is not a warning sign. It is what a thing costs when nobody is building a revenue stream on top of it. I had spent 3 years assuming cheap meant weak. What cheap actually meant was that no one had a reason to fund the paperwork that would have told me about it. The Cooler Nobody Cancelled : My mother in law explained the mechanism to me, at 84, in a lawn chair. Her late husband packed the cooler every single morning of the summer of 1986 for a fishing trip that got cancelled in June. He kept icing it down through August. She would find it on the porch, full, cold, closed. He was not losing his mind. He had been given an instruction in May and nothing in his life ever came along and cancelled it. My body got its instruction at 50. Every day since, it has taken what arrived and packed it at the front of me, against a trip that is not happening, and no amount of eating less ever reached the man on the porch with the ice. An appetite drug reduces what goes into the cooler. It does not tell anybody the trip was cancelled. The Part That Would Not Get Past A Review Board : I consent patients for a living, so I am going to consent you. It is a bracelet. It has no effect on appetite, none, and anyone who tells you otherwise is selling. I wanted the same food in week 12 that I wanted in week 1. It did nothing measurable for the first 3 weeks. My own notebook says, for September 28, 37 inches and nothing else. I nearly stopped there. And I cannot tell you why it works. I can tell you I went looking for the mechanism the way I go looking for a protocol deviation, and I did not find the hole I expected to find. What I Did About It, And What I Refused To Do : I did not run a study. I ran the only design available to one person, which is a single-subject before and after with nothing else changed, and I know exactly how much that is worth. Here is what I controlled: - No change to my food, not one meal - No exercise added, and none taken away - No supplement started or stopped - Same job, same hours, same 2 cups of coffee - Measured at the navel every other Saturday at 7 am, same tape That is not evidence. It is a record, and I am giving it to you as a record. September 14, the day the coverage ended: 37 inches, 181 lbs. September 28: 37 inches. Nothing. October 12: 35 inches, down 8 lbs. October 26: 33.5 inches, down 15 lbs. November 9: 32 inches, down 21 lbs. November 23: 31 inches, down 25 lbs. December 7: 30 inches, down 29 lbs, 181 to 152. 12 weeks. 7 inches. I have the notebook and my handwriting is terrible. Wegovy Against 12 Weeks Of Nothing Else : Weight: 18 lbs on Wegovy in 7 months, 29 lbs in 12 weeks Waist: 2 inches on the drug, 7 inches after it Cost going forward: $1,349 a month at cash price, against nothing at all Why one is studied and one is not: 4 million dollars and a patent I have never in my life wanted a lower number on a scale for its own sake. What I wanted was to stop building every outfit around one part of me, and only one of those 4 lines has anything to do with that. What The Rep Said In December : She came back through in December on her normal cycle and she stopped in the doorway of my office. She did not say anything about my waist. She asked me to write the name on a sticky note, and she said she was not asking for herself. On a Tuesday in February you are in a conference room in a jacket that closes, and you cross that room to the coffee without doing the thing where you carry a folder in front of you. 👉 It is not cheap because it is weak. It is cheap because nobody can sell you a second one next month. Click below to discover the Kalm Bracelet. Just $64.90 at the official store. Measure at the navel every other Saturday and keep it in one notebook, the way I did. https://mykalm.co/original-bracelet

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