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My mate brought one of these to the pub last Friday. I thought it was the strangest thing I'd ever seen. Instead of his usual vape, he pulled out this little wooden stick. No vapour. No n*cotine. No battery. Just wood and a black mouthpiece. I took the piss for about 5 minutes. Then he told me he hadn't touched a disposable in 26 days. Mate's been on 20mg vapes for 4 years. Two near-divorces from his vape, his GP, his missus — nothing got him to stop. This wooden thing did it in 3 weeks. Apparently the whole trick is that v*ping addiction isn't really about the n*cotine — it's the hand-to-mouth ritual. 87% of why we can't put it down. Once your hand has something else to do, the cravings just go quiet. I ordered one Tuesday. Day 4. Genuinely think it's working.