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We've never found traditional affirmation decks relatable. 🤨 We don't radiate good vibes, we radiate an otherworldly darkness. 😈 We wanted to create an affirmation deck for people like us. We created this set of ominous yet funny cards because they contain the kind of quotes that make us feel seen. 🕯️ Haunting Affirmations includes 52 spooky mantras. Each affirmation card in this deck features an empowering inspirational quote written for those who'd rather haunt a forest than hike one. 👻 Features: • 52 hilariously dark and empowering quotes which serve as an alternative to the trite toxic positivity featured in traditional affirmation decks — perfect for setting your intention before a big work meeting or stressful family gathering. 😒 • Visually striking, in silver and midnight blue, so it looks great on a desk, altar, or shelf in your home, office, or crypt. 🪦 • Designed with decor in mind, this set comes with 52 distinct quotes and a stand for display. It's like investing in a set of 52 miniature art prints you can rotate as the mood strikes. 😏 • Inspires fear in the hearts of adversaries; let those haters know you're not to be trifled with. 😤 • Makes a great gift for the spookiest members of your family, friend circle, or coven. 🎁 🤑 Get the bundle for 15% off + free U.S. shipping!