Dr Anna Poweld - Menopause Specialist Facebook ad: “Reduces menopause symptoms naturally”

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I bought the $65 Kalm bracelet and a $9 lookalike with nothing inside it, because I intended to prove it was a placebo. I am 50. My name is Adrienne and I have run clinical trials for 22 years, which is why I designed this badly at first and had to start over. What I Was Actually Trying To Do : I was going to write it up for my department. Not formally. A one-page thing for the group chat, the kind of thing you send when you want to be right in front of people. My first design was to wear the real one on my left wrist and the fake one on my right, for 60 days. I told 2 colleagues about it and one of them, who is 47 and very direct, asked me what exactly I thought that would show. She was right. Waist fat is not local. If the thing works at all it works through your whole system, so wearing both at once tests nothing except whether I can tell them apart by touch. So I threw that out and did it in 2 phases instead. The Design I Actually Ran : Phase 1: the $9 lookalike only, 60 days. Nothing else changes. Phase 2: the $65 Kalm only, 60 days. Nothing else changes. Baseline on day 0, then waist every Sunday at 7 am, standing, exhaled, narrowest point, same tape, written in a notebook before I looked at the previous week. I will tell you the weakness before you find it. I was not blinded. I knew which wrist was which and I knew which phase I was in, and that is a real limitation. If a colleague handed me this design I would say so out loud, in front of people, which is exactly what I am doing here. What I expected was the same line twice, which would have been the whole point. Why I Had Bought It At All : Because a woman in our research pharmacy, 54, went down what looked like 2 dress sizes over about 7 months and told me flatly that she had changed nothing. I did not believe her. But she is not a stupid woman and she was not selling anything, so I looked it up. The mechanism is not exotic. Estrogen falls in menopause, cortisol has nothing to oppose it, and a body under sustained cortisol stores fat centrally and defends it, because that is what a body does when it thinks resources are about to be scarce. That is a real physiological chain. Whether a bracelet touches it is a completely separate question, and that question is what I was testing. What I Had Spent Before I Got Scientific : - $2,150 on 13 months of a physician-supervised weight program - $1,240 on hormone testing, 2 consults and a compounded protocol - $690 on cortisol and adaptogen supplements - $400 on a home body composition scale Total: $4,480. Waist across all of it: 38 inches at 46, 38 inches at 50. Phase 1, The $9 One : Day 0: 38 inches. Day 56: 38 inches. Nothing meaningful in between either. My sleep did not change. My rings did not change. I logged 9 measurements and 8 of them were 38 and 1 was 37.75. I want to be honest about my own state at the end of phase 1. I was pleased. I had 60 days of flat data and I was already drafting the sentence for the group chat. Phase 2, Day 1 To Day 21 : Also nothing. 38 inches, 38, 38. I remember thinking that this was going to be the cleanest negative result I had ever produced on myself. Around day 18 my husband said I had stopped talking in my sleep. I wrote it in the notebook because you write everything in the notebook, and I marked it as subjective and unreliable, which it is. Phase 2, Day 22 To Day 56 : Day 28: 37.5 inches. First real movement in 88 days of measuring. Day 35: 37. Day 42: 36. Day 49: 35.5. Day 56: 34.5. I took day 42 over again, 3 times, because the delta from the previous Sunday was the largest change I had seen up to that point and I assumed I had made an error. I had not made an error. The 2 Phases, Side By Side : Phase 1, the $9 lookalike, 60 days: 38 to 38 inches Phase 2, the $65 Kalm, 60 days: 38 to 34.5 inches Weight, phase 1: 172 to 171 lbs Weight, phase 2: 171 to 158 lbs I kept going after the protocol ended because I am a person, not an instrument. That was 9 months ago. I am at 31.5 inches. What I Sent To My Department Instead : I sent the 2 curves and 4 sentences. I said this is n of 1, unblinded, and run by somebody with an obvious stake in the outcome by the end. I said the phase 1 data is the useful part, because it is 60 days of me wanting a result and not getting one. I said I cannot tell you the mechanism is the bracelet. I can tell you that the only variable I changed between those 2 curves was which object was on my wrist. The colleague who tore my first design apart read the whole thing twice and asked me for the raw notebook, which is the correct response and not the one I get from most people. The Part Nobody Designs For : If I had run only phase 2, starting on day 1, I would have quit on day 21. 3 weeks of nothing is exactly where a normal person stops, and the only reason I did not is that I had already committed to 60 days on paper and I do not abandon a protocol. That is the real finding, and it has nothing to do with physiology. Almost every woman who tells you this did nothing for her stopped inside the window where it does nothing for anyone. 👉 If you are 45 or older and your waist has not answered to anything you have paid for, this is the object that was in phase 2. It is $64.90 at the official store, once, not a subscription. There is a 30-day guarantee and around 1,100 verified reviews you can read before you decide. Take a baseline this Sunday at 7 am, and give yourself 9 Sundays before you are allowed an opinion. https://mykalm.co/original-bracelet

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