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LuminoHealth Facebook ad: “this took 20 years off my smile”

LuminoHealth Facebook ad: this took 20 years off my smile

Ran for 1 day, from July 15 to July 16, 2026, the last day Crush saw it.

Run by LuminoHealth on Facebook. Crush is not the advertiser and does not verify its claims. See this ad in Meta's Ad Library(opens in a new tab)

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27371031589234151
Platforms
Facebook, Instagram, Audience Network, Messenger and Threads
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I’ve been hiding my smile for nearly a decade, and I hate it. Not in some dramatic “I never leave the house” way. I still go to work, see friends, go out for dinner with my husband. But whenever someone pulls out a camera, I automatically close my mouth. When I laugh, my hand comes up without me even thinking about it. It wasn’t always like this, I looked after my teeth my whole life. Brushed twice a day, went to the dentist, never had them rotting out of my head or anything like that. They actually looked pretty good when I was younger, but they just got more yellow every year. Years of coffee before work, red wine with dinner, tea, food stains and just getting older. Apparently, as enamel becomes thinner and more translucent with age, more of the naturally yellow dentin underneath can start showing through. So even healthy teeth can look duller than they used to. I tried whitening toothpaste. Charcoal powder. Pens. Two different brands of whitening strips. The toothpaste did basically nothing. The charcoal made a mess of the sink. The strips were the worst. I’d wear them for half an hour and my teeth would feel like pins and needles for the next two days. And after all that, the difference was barely noticeable. The moment that really got to me was my daughter’s birthday dinner last year. Someone took a photo of the whole family, and I was the only person smiling with my lips pressed together. My husband asked, “Why do you always do that now?” He wasn’t being cruel. She genuinely hadn’t realised how self-conscious I’d become. I was 52 when I first asked about veneers. The price was ridiculous, I couldn’t justify it just because I didn’t like how yellow my smile looked. So I basically accepted it. Then I kept seeing this purple mouthwash online. I thought it looked like another gimmick. The sort of thing made for a 20-year-old TikTok kids with perfect teeth already. But what caught my attention was that it wasn’t claiming to bleach the inside of the tooth. It used purple colour correction to visually neutralise yellow tones, similar to how purple shampoo tones yellow out of blonde hair. No peroxide. No strips. No half-hour treatment. I still thought it might be rubbish, but it came with a 90-day guarantee, and I’d already wasted more money on products sitting half-used in the bathroom drawer. Ended up ordering it just to prove myself right. The first time I used one, I tore open the sachet, swished it around for 30 seconds, spat it out, and then I actually laughed when I looked in the mirror. My teeth weren’t suddenly fake, glowing-white veneers. They just looked noticeably fresher and less yellow. More like the smile I remembered having years ago. And there was no aching afterwards. My husband noticed the next time we went out for dinner. He said, “Your teeth look really good tonight,” before I’d even mentioned using anything. That was the point for me. I don’t need a complicated whitening routine every night. The yellowing mainly bothers me when I’m around people—at work, out for dinner, in photos or standing close to someone during a conversation. So now I just keep a few sachets in the bathroom and use one before I go somewhere. Thirty seconds, then I’m done. I still have the same teeth. I’m still 53. But I’m not automatically hiding them every time someone takes a photo. I wasted years thinking my only options were painful strips, expensive dental work or learning to live with it. Don’t wait until smiling with your mouth closed becomes a habit you don’t even notice anymore. Give it a try with the link below

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this took 20 years off my smile

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