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The ultimate bundle for lovers of things that go bump in the night! 👻 😱 Haunting Affirmations - Spectral Mantras from the Netherworld: • 52 macabre and motivational quotes which serve as an alternative to the trite toxic positivity featured in traditional affirmation decks — perfect for setting your intention before a big work meeting or stressful family gathering. 😒 • Visually striking aesthetic, printed with antique silver and midnight blue ink, so it looks great on a desk, altar, or shelf in your home, office, mausoleum, casket, or crypt. 🪦 • Designed with decor in mind, this set comes with 52 distinct quotes and a stand for display. It's like investing in a set of 52 miniature art prints you can rotate as the mood strikes. 😏 • Inspires fear in the hearts of adversaries; let those haters know you're not to be trifled with. 😤 • Makes a great gift for the spookiest members of your family, friend circle, office, or local cemetery. 🎁 ***** 😈 Sinister Affirmations - Mantras for Formidable Women: • 52 hilariously dark & empowering quotes printed on luxe, durable cards that serve as an alternative to trite toxic positivity — perfect for setting your intention before an important work meeting, stressful family gathering, or next PTA meeting. 😤 • Visually striking design aesthetic inspired by feminist iconography & lore and printed with black & rose gold ink, so it looks great on a desk, altar, or shelf in your home, office, gingerbread house, or chicken-legged hut in the woods. 🧙🏽‍♀️ • Designed for showing off, this set comes with 52 distinct quotes and a wooden stand — painted black, obvs — for display. It's like investing in a set of 52 miniature art prints you can rotate as the mood strikes. 🖼️ • Inspires fear in the hearts of nemeses great & small, so any uninvited callers unlucky enough to find their way to your abode will immediately know you're not a woman to be trifled with. 👹 • Makes a great gift for the formidable members of your family, friend circle, or coven. 🎁 ***** 🦇 Bloodthirsty & Bewitched - An Activity Book for Strange & Unusual Adults: • Dozens of activities with a grown-up sensibility glorifying all things goth 🐈‍⬛🕷️🕯️🐺🐦‍⬛ • Mazes, coloring pages, crosswords, word searches, math puzzles, word games, trivia, logic puzzles, cryptograms, and more 🕸️ • Thick 100 lb. paper stock to avoid bleed-through, whether you use pencils, pens, markers, crayons, or the blood of your enemies 🩸 • Activities suitable for solo or group play with your local ghoul gang 🧟🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️ • Includes answer key in case you get stumped 🤔