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We've never found traditional affirmation decks relatable. 😒 The only abundance we want to manifest is a legion of enthralled supernatural entities ready to do our bidding. 👹 We don't radiate joy, we radiate an otherworldly darkness. 😈 Our idols aren't Hollywood starlets, they're fairy tale witches. 🧙🏽‍♀️ We wanted to create an affirmation deck for people like us. We created this set of spooky yet funny cards because they contain the kind of quotes that make us feel seen. If you're more of a Wednesday Addams than a Disney princess this affirmation deck is for you, too. Sinister Affirmations includes 52 mantras for formidable women. Each affirmation card in this deck features an empowering inspirational quote written for women who grow hemlock in their gardens instead of roses and would rather drink the blood of their enemies than herbal tea. 🩸 Features: • 52 hilariously dark & empowering quotes printed on luxe, durable cards that serve as an alternative to trite toxic positivity — perfect for setting your intention before an important work meeting, stressful family gathering, or next PTA meeting. • Visually striking design aesthetic inspired by feminist iconography & lore, so it looks great on a desk, altar, or shelf in your home, office, or chicken-legged hut in the woods. • Designed for showing off, this set comes with 52 distinct quotes and a wooden stand — painted black, obvs — for display. It's like investing in a set of 52 miniature art prints you can rotate as the mood strikes. • Inspires fear in the hearts of nemeses great & small, so any uninvited callers unlucky enough to find their way to your abode will immediately know you're not a woman to be trifled with. • Makes a great gift for the formidable members of your family, friend circle, or coven.